unclefather:

i could hear the dolphin noises in my head

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

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jackanthonyfernandez:

Her stupid ass

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(Source: katerocket)

officer-policeman:

"God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see. He plays his games and we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls."

Sergeant HartmanFull Metal Jacket (1987)

Anonymous asked:
Your name is nick which rhymes with dick. You have a big ego but has a small penis. You love to hate and love to mate. But Mr. Nick why are you such a dick. Why must you mate with all the ladies and why must you hate? -poem by Anon #333

wow ok for calling me a person who hates you seem to be hating on me there.